Fisher-Price Landscape Architects is pleased to announce its new partnership with Boo Radley Yard Maintenance. Mr. Radley brings to FPLA his extensive experience in peeling porch paint, rotten railings, and weedy front walks. His work, though recognizable in any season, builds to a compositional crescendo in late summer. He’s completed projects at every home in every town, in virtually every country on earth. Services range from Vacation-Week-Unkempt™ to Year-Round Simulated Abandonment.™
To celebrate their collaboration, FPLA and BRYM are offering a combined design/maintenance package to parents of young children. For a single fee, Fisher-Price will survey your yard and cram it full of plastic stuff. Then Boo will detail your driveway and front walk to reflect your busy lifestyle. Native species and water conservation are encouraged through the use of dandelion, crabgrass, purslane and ivy.
Offer ends when your kids turn ten. Or fifteen. Or forty.